Where it all began

In the late summer of 1971 I found my self swimming around in a very dark and tiny aquarium. Over time I seemed to be out growing my little fish bowl. On August 15th sometime early in the morning, my aquarium sprang a leak and all of the water rushed out. My aqurium begin to squeeze me until finally I was forced out with the water right out of the crack. "WTH?? It's cold out here and bright, and very scary. Why are all of these aliens touching me? I didn't take the bait, and yet, here I am!! Help!!, Somebody!!, Throw me back in the water!!!" Shortly after 8am that morning I was born Christoper Michael Doran in the City of New Orleans, a place I would later learn was just a larger aquarium, a sort of fish bowl in it's own right.  More to follow soon...